Hey there. Dear Abby is pretty popular columnist that provides advice to readers. If you're not familiar to her format, it's basically a "ask me a question (or thoughts) and I'll answer them (or give you some feedback)". Well, it has come to my attention that Abby doesn't always have the answers. Check out some of the actual questions that readers sent in to her where she remained speechless. lmao
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?
Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
I'm pretty sure that Abby wrote back to these people with a simple, "NO COMMENT" lmao Later.
Hahahaha, those are funny - I've seen a few of them that were published and my god, some of these people are dumb.
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious
ReplyDeleteThere was actually a rather interesting number by John Prine some 35 years back called "Dear Abby" as satirised the whole phenomenon.
ReplyDeleteWow, I thought the younger generation were suppose to be worst than the older generations.
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny. People can really be stupid sometimes.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! These are real questions that were sent in? I could think of some answers for them, hehe.
ReplyDeleteJust when I think I've seen more than my fair share of stupidity in action, I come across something like this...and thoroughly laugh my ass off!
Great post!
Thanks. You cheered me up. Stupidity is so refreshing. Makes you feel clever :)
ReplyDeleteToo funny . . . LMAO :)
ReplyDeleteI often collect these kind of goofy and off-the-wall life experiences where one wants to slap someone in the forehead and say, "Dumb Butt!"
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious. Obviously they didn't re-read their questions before submitting them. I'm sure Dear Abby had a ball when she got them.
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