The Miracle Cure

Hey there. I'm on a mission to browse the web in search of "The Miracle Cure" that will heal all ailments. Little did I know, there is actually a product called Miracle Cure, and guess what? It cures everything. lmao Here are some of the ailments that this thing claims to get rid of:

Anger
Bad Breath
Constipation
Dandruff
Eye Problems
Falling Hair
Hopelessness
Hiccups
Obesity
Restlessness
Stinky Feet
Tooth Decay

What are they offering? The sweat of god? What pill, lotion, ointment, paste, or whatever the hell it is, is going to ease my anger, cure my hiccups, improve my vision, and solve my foot "stinkyness"? I call BS on this product but check it out for yourselves. You can obtain "The Miracle Cure" via download for only $14.99! HA! HA! HA! Dont' believe me? This is taken directly from the site,

SO HOW MUCH DOES THE MIRACLE CURE COST?

All we ask in return for this life-giving product is a small, one time donation of $14.99. This can be send to you immediately via download link, or you can choose to have it mailed to you for an additional $2.99.

So there you have it friends. Cure all ailments via download for only $14.99 and if by chance you want the cure mailed to you, it'll cost you an additional $2.99. Oh man, that's hilarious. I guess you need to stick your finger in a USB port or something to get the cure to run through your body. Other than that, I don't see how it's going to work... Unless you need to eat your hard drive or something. lmao Later.