Last month, scientists at the National University of Lesotho released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
Argued over nothing
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
Gained weight
Talked excessively without making sense
Became overly emotional
Couldn't drive
Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating
No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Snow White, Rockin' Out on the 4th
Hey there. Hope everyone had a safe 4th of July. We had ourselves an eventful day. Being our little one's B-day, we took her to Chuck E Cheese, she seems to love that place. So after we all scarfed down some pizza, we ventured off to play games. This is when we discovered that our little one is a skeeball whiz. Just check out that score!!!
You're seeing that right, friends. She scored 65,000 points and the jackpot score is 61,000 AND SHE DID NOT GET ANY HELP FROM US!!!! Amazing! lol She did receive some help from the skeeball machine, though. lol It must have been trippin' or something because each time she put in a coin, her score would rack up and she didn't even need to roll a ball to win the 100 ticket jackpot. lol It happened to her 3 times before the machine decided to behave and show the actual scores. Nevertheless, she had a blast being shot on that little screen as the jackpot winner.
From there, we ventured off to Kid's Heaven, or as it's better known as, Toys 'R Us. We usually know what to get the kids, but what we sometimes like to do is take them to the toy store and have them browse around. If there is something that grabs their attention, then I make note of it and when we're done "browsing", I'll go back and get the toys that were picked, pay for em, and take them to the car. I know it sounds a little mean, but the payoff is better since the kids are surprised when they get to open the gifts. So we busting this mission and our little one showed interest in a guitar, snow white outfit and a shopping cart. lol
From there, we went to my Mother in Law's place where we had a cake and she got to open her gifts. She was ecstatic with her gifts and she immediately wanted to play with all of them. Here is she is, singing "Slow Ride" for me. It's her favorite song from Guitar Hero III. Oh, and the guitar that she got? She claims it her "Guitar Hero Guitar" so that she can play guitar hero with her own guitar. lol Gotta love it. Check her out.
We capped the night with fireworks a-blazing. She loves her some Morning Glories (sparkle sticks, fire sticks, whatever you wanna call em) and she had a blast twirling and swinging them things around most of the night. As she heard, and saw, skyrockets burst in the air, she would say, "Daddy, fireworks for me?" I looked in her eyes and said, "Yup, baby. A lot of people are celebrating your birthday today too." lol It's a fib, I know, a little white lie that's not gonna harm her, but she sat in a chair in amazement of what was going on around her. All in all, a very pleasant 4th of July. Later
You're seeing that right, friends. She scored 65,000 points and the jackpot score is 61,000 AND SHE DID NOT GET ANY HELP FROM US!!!! Amazing! lol She did receive some help from the skeeball machine, though. lol It must have been trippin' or something because each time she put in a coin, her score would rack up and she didn't even need to roll a ball to win the 100 ticket jackpot. lol It happened to her 3 times before the machine decided to behave and show the actual scores. Nevertheless, she had a blast being shot on that little screen as the jackpot winner.
From there, we ventured off to Kid's Heaven, or as it's better known as, Toys 'R Us. We usually know what to get the kids, but what we sometimes like to do is take them to the toy store and have them browse around. If there is something that grabs their attention, then I make note of it and when we're done "browsing", I'll go back and get the toys that were picked, pay for em, and take them to the car. I know it sounds a little mean, but the payoff is better since the kids are surprised when they get to open the gifts. So we busting this mission and our little one showed interest in a guitar, snow white outfit and a shopping cart. lol
From there, we went to my Mother in Law's place where we had a cake and she got to open her gifts. She was ecstatic with her gifts and she immediately wanted to play with all of them. Here is she is, singing "Slow Ride" for me. It's her favorite song from Guitar Hero III. Oh, and the guitar that she got? She claims it her "Guitar Hero Guitar" so that she can play guitar hero with her own guitar. lol Gotta love it. Check her out.
We capped the night with fireworks a-blazing. She loves her some Morning Glories (sparkle sticks, fire sticks, whatever you wanna call em) and she had a blast twirling and swinging them things around most of the night. As she heard, and saw, skyrockets burst in the air, she would say, "Daddy, fireworks for me?" I looked in her eyes and said, "Yup, baby. A lot of people are celebrating your birthday today too." lol It's a fib, I know, a little white lie that's not gonna harm her, but she sat in a chair in amazement of what was going on around her. All in all, a very pleasant 4th of July. Later
Friday, July 4, 2008
Happy Birthday, Little One
Today is my little one's birthday. Turns 3 years old. It just so happens that today is America's birthday too. For all my American friends, light up the grills, slap on some meat, and do what us American's do best, eat up. lol
For my baby, here's a little something for you.
Daddy's little girl is one year older
One year wiser
Your striking smile
Gleaming pearly whites
Will always warm my heart
To hear you laugh and see you play
You invigorate my soul
Today, my baby is one year older
And one year closer to when...
You are daddy's little girl no more.
I know she's still small, but as a pops, you never want to face the fact that one day, there will be another man in her life. And just as a warning to that 3, 4, 5 year old out there... I'll have my eye on you... lol Later.
PS. I know that she'll be calling me a "dork" many, many, many moons from now when she sees the picture that I posted with this. lmao
I'm Wayne Brady Bitch!
Hey there. Oh man, this has to be one of the most funniest skits ever. Check it out, friends. It has explicit language, mainly the "b" word above.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Authorized Luminox Dealer
Our good friends at L.A. Police Gear are at it again. On top of their top notch threads, they are now an authorized Luminox dealer as well. These are the perfect watches for no to low light situations and they have over 100 different models so I'm sure you'll find the watch that matches you style.
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Have You Seen Him?
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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