And That's How the Fight Started...

Hey there. We've all had em, an instance where we got into it with our significant other because of something we said or did. Sometimes, it was an innocent mistake with nothing malicious intended. Other times, it's our smart ass attitudes. Well, below are a few of those smart ass attitude times. Enjoy.


One year, a husband decided to buy his mother in law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started...

My wife walked into the den and asked, "What's on the TV?" I replied, "Dust." And that's how the fight started...

A woman is standing nude, looking into the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment right now." The husband replies, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect." And that's how the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny. Something that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started...

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time", she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's how the fight started...

My wife and I were watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No.", she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's how the fight started...

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Lite for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for whatever reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah.", I said, "She can order for herself." And that's when the fight started...

Rock Band: Green Grass and High Tides Conquered!

Hey there. I've been on a mission to get through the song Green Grass and High Tides (GGHT) on Expert difficulty in Rock Band. I've failed many times. The song is long and the solos on this song are pretty insane. Especially, solo #2. This weekend, I was able to get through 93% of the song (the game tells you how much of the song you've completed before failing) and it was heart breaking to fail that far into the song. My boy, being a Rock Band enthusiast, yelled out the unmistakable, "AAAAAHHH", when I failed. Well, last night, I finally got through it. I've gotten into the habit to play GGHT at least once, before I turn my 360 off. I've been trying to collect the games achievements for passing the game on all difficulties. It's been a bit of a chore to have to play the songs on the lower difficulties for the achievements, but eh, I want them all. lol I'm currently in the last leg of the game in HARD so I'm almost ready for the EXPERT difficulty.

Anyways, while playing the song, I failed in the same spot, at around the 93% mark, but decided to give it one more go before calling it quits. Glad I did, cause this time I nailed it! And got me 5 stars on the song too. I'm sure it's not the best score out there, but it's MY best score. Damn proud of it too. Took a pic with my camera phone to document the moment. lol

Now... I'm hoping it wasn't a fluke and I'll be able to do it again during the solo campaign mode. The below score came while playing the song during QUICKPLAY. Until then, Later!

Free Grand Slam at Denny's

Hey there. Denny's restaurants have our backs! Because of the downturn of the economy, Denny's is offering a free Grand Slam breakfast to anyone that walks through their doors. That's right, FREE GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST! Today only. I think the cut off for a free breakfast is 2 PM so I suggest you avoid the lines and get there now! Good looking out, Denny's. You scored some points with me for watching my back. Later!

Divorce Barbie for How Much?!?!?

One day a father gets off work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toyshop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie in the display window?"

The salesperson answers,

"Which one do you mean, sir? We have:

Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"


The amazed father asks: "What?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The exasperated salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... one of Ken's friends.

Blogs of the Month for January

Hey there friends. Septagon Studios continues it's run as my top blog of the month. Three of the 5 blogs have dropped off with Blazing Minds bumping up to number two. Here is the list of the top 10, with the top five getting their image and link a spot under my Blogs of the Month section.


I had 4 blogs tied for the 5th and last spot. Considering my tie breaker (comments) that 5th spot goes out to Sir Robbie Rob. Comments count! That could be the difference from a month long link and not. lol Congats to the winners and thanks for continuing to support my site. Credits are on their way, friends. Thanks!

Top Blog = 1000ECs
Other 4 blogs = 500ECs

A Woman's Greatest Gift

Hey there friends. I received this in Email this morning. It's so true on so many levels. lol Enjoy.


A Woman's Greatest Gift

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So... if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t!!!