Just Like the Greeks and Romans

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Just because you can!!!

Being Blocked by the Man

Hey there.  Looks like I no longer have the freedom to do as I please online at work.  lol  It's not that I took advantage or anything, but it was nice to know that if I wanted to look up a video, I could.  Now, this Websense thing, is blocking most of my favorite sites, deeming them "inappropriate".  No more Cracked.com...  No more Youtube.com...  Limited Facebookcom....  and some of my sponsors' sites are blocked too.  Damn...  Now I'm being forced to actually work!  lol  (kidding)  Way to keep a guy down, job!!!  lol  Later!

The Fly Hunter

A woman walks into the living room where her husband is stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?", she asks.

"I'm channeling my inner hunter and hunting flies.", he says.

"Hunting flies, huh.  How many have you killed, oh great hunter of flies?", she mocks.

"I've killed 5 actually.  3 males and 2 females.", he responds.

Taken aback that her husband can tell the difference between male and female flies she asks, "How can you tell them apart?"

"Easy," he replies, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

And the Writing Slump Continues

Hey there.  I'm still stuck in a writing slump...  I'm not so sure what's up.  I have Metallman's Reverie set up as my home page (cause I'm a little vain like that.  lol) and I see the site daily, but I just can't seem to find the will to write a new post.  I'm hoping this wave of uselessness passes by me soon.  I haven't been able to do much of quality content in a while and I'm not happy about that.  Later!