Friday, October 15, 2010

Ordering McDonalds on his Mustang

 
When Bob here decided to go for a McDonald's run on his mustang... everyone assumed he meant the one with wheels.

You Just Got 1-Up'd

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!!!

The XPE Series: The Latest From Dual Electronics

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Dual Electronics. All opinions are 100% mine.

Hey there friends.  I recently wrote about my disdain for my car's audio system. It simply does not compare with all of the great systems that are available. It doesn't even compare so some of the standard stuff that we see in cars today! This is why I have taken great interest in the Dual Electronics website.  Their mobile audio accessories are top notch and I'm glad that they've rolled out their latest innovation in amplifiers: The XPE Series.
With amps of 400w, 800w, and 1000w, the XPE Series has an amp that has just the right amount of juice for your listening pleasure.  Here are some of the general specs of the amps:

• PWM MOSFET power supply
• 2 Ohm stable stereo operation
• Class A/B output design
• Stereo/bridged simultaneous operation
     - XPE2700 and XPE4700
• Bridgeable operation
• Extruded aluminum heatsink
• Barrier strip connection terminals
• Side mounted controls
• Auto-reset speaker short circuit protection
• Speaker short circuit protection
• Reverse polarity protection
• Bi-color LED status indicator

You definitely get more bang for your buck by getting the 1000w XPE1700 and you'll definitely add a little awesomeness to your vehicle with a powerful sound system backed up by this amp.  I'm tired of rolling around with an old car system.  I'm tired of looking at that cassette slot in my car.  We're now in the 21st century and we should have a much more modern sound system in our car.  You can't go wrong with Dual Electronics amps. Check it out friends and pimp out your system. Later!

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PMS - It's in the Bible

One Sunday, a preacher was telling his congregation that all can be found in the bible.  Old or new human experiences are mentioned, at some point, in the bible.  After the service, a woman who attended mass, came up to the preacher and questioned the his sermon.

"Father, great service today.  However, I don't believe that the Bible mentions anything in regards to PMS."

The preacher took this as a challenge and told the woman to come back next week and he will show the woman where she can find the passage on PMS in the Bible.

The following week, after mass, the preacher seeks out the woman, with Bible on hand. 


"Miss!  Miss!  I found you!  Here is the passage on PMS in the Bible.  And I quote, 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.' "

What is Hard Water?

I don't see how much more brief this can be