Hey there. I consider myself a nerd. I'm into computer stuff, I love math, the channel I watch most on TV is probably the History Channel (aside from ESPN), and I like me a good mental challenge/puzzle. With that being said, I was a nerd, not a "dweeb". lol When some asked me that we should practice safe surfing, I knew that they were talking in terms of anti-virus, firewalls, and what not. Never once, did the below every occur to me. lol Later!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Denounce the Devil!
A priest was preparing a dying man for his long journey into the night. Whispering into the man's ear, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"
The dying man said nothing, so the priest repeated his order. Without any acknowledgment, the dying man continued to lie there in silence. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"
To which the dying man responded, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."
The dying man said nothing, so the priest repeated his order. Without any acknowledgment, the dying man continued to lie there in silence. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"
To which the dying man responded, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."
Testicle Therapy
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered a tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"
"Feels great", he replied "but I still think my thumb's broken!"
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered a tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"
"Feels great", he replied "but I still think my thumb's broken!"
Thursday, February 25, 2010
My Little Guy Has Pneumonia
Hey there. Our youngest is sick. Last night, he started showing some signs of fussyness and a slight fever. We chalked it up to him teething. He's been drooling like a lil monster and can't keep his hand out of his mouth. We expect some teeth to pop out soon. Anyways, last night got tough. He started getting a little flushed and started to feel warmer. We gave him some Tylenol with hopes that the fever would diminish. It did... but very slightly. We ended up staying up most of the night to keep an eye on our little one. We checked his temperature throughout the night and kept an eye on his breathing. Come close to 3 am or so, we finally got a few hours of sleep in.
At about 6:15 am, I got up and checked his temperature. 100.6... Not too bad, considering that at one point is sitting high at 102+. We got ready and headed off to work. My mother in law then called us to let us know that the baby seemed sick. We asked her to take him to a doc to check him out and before long, we receive a voicemail that the doc said the baby has pneumonia. Our hearts sank. In my eyes, it's nothing but a glorified cold, but I know that that the elderly and the very young, can have some pretty serious complications from contracting it.
Luckily, we were able to get away from work and check on our son. My mother in law lives minutes from where we work so we were able to get to our baby right away. When we got there, our baby was asleep, but flushed. He still had a temperature and after he got up and ate, he went back to sleep.
Right now, the little guy is still sporting a fever, but we're sure it's because the doc gave him some antibiotics. He didn't see the need to send our boy to the hospital. We don't want to make a trip there, but we are eyeing our boy like a hawk to make sure he's not displaying any of those symptoms that would require emergency care.
Earlier in the day, my wife told me that he was looking better and managed some smiles and laughs. We have a check up with the doc tomorrow morning. I'm hoping that after a good night's sleep, he'll be feeling a whole lot better. Later.
At about 6:15 am, I got up and checked his temperature. 100.6... Not too bad, considering that at one point is sitting high at 102+. We got ready and headed off to work. My mother in law then called us to let us know that the baby seemed sick. We asked her to take him to a doc to check him out and before long, we receive a voicemail that the doc said the baby has pneumonia. Our hearts sank. In my eyes, it's nothing but a glorified cold, but I know that that the elderly and the very young, can have some pretty serious complications from contracting it.
Luckily, we were able to get away from work and check on our son. My mother in law lives minutes from where we work so we were able to get to our baby right away. When we got there, our baby was asleep, but flushed. He still had a temperature and after he got up and ate, he went back to sleep.
Poor little guy. I want my baby to be happy, not sluggish and sickly. It sucks because him being so young, there really isn't mcuh you can do in meds and because he can't speak, you can't really pinpoint where he's uncomfortable. Does he feel too hot? Does his head hurt? Does his chest hurt? Is he uncomfortable? I don't know. We do our best to make him as comfortable as possible but in the end, you're really just guessing that you took care of his needs.
Being a little one, I'm sure that the kids probably passed it on to him in some sort of way. They're not sick or anything, but when you have a house of 3 school kids and a baby, it's bound to happen where one of the four will get sick. My mother in law is beating herself up thinking that she may have not cared well for him. She's the one that looks after the kids while we work. We assured her that it's not her fault. She can't wipe every kid in the school with germ killing wipes. Germs are everywhere, it's just that the lil ones are more likely to get sick with older kids around.
Right now, the little guy is still sporting a fever, but we're sure it's because the doc gave him some antibiotics. He didn't see the need to send our boy to the hospital. We don't want to make a trip there, but we are eyeing our boy like a hawk to make sure he's not displaying any of those symptoms that would require emergency care.
Earlier in the day, my wife told me that he was looking better and managed some smiles and laughs. We have a check up with the doc tomorrow morning. I'm hoping that after a good night's sleep, he'll be feeling a whole lot better. Later.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
I've Decided... I'm Going to Commnent!
Hey there. So, I've been on the fritz about commenting on my own blog. Not my own posts, since that would be kinda stupid. I mean commenting on my the comments you guys leave behind. I've seen some blogging friends that comment on each and every response, while others wait for a few before addressing them in their comments. I'm not sure which route I'll take just yet, but I figure that I need to be more involved with my readers. I've enjoyed reading the comments, but I don't see as much interaction as I would like. Maybe I'll add that "Email me" thing when an Email shoots out at you when you receive a response from your comment. But then again, I don't want to clutter you inbox with comment responses. Maybe I'll try it out for a bit and ask for feedback, but I'd would rather stay away from it since, let's be honest friends, we receive all kinds of stuff in our inboxes already. Especially if you're active in the "blogosphere". Pros and cons... Gotta weigh my options. Until then, later!
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Southeast Warriors Fundraiser - Clippers Vs Suns
Hey there. I support the local kid's basketball team, The Southeast Warriors, and they are currently raising funds for equipment and tourney fees. As a means to entice some support, they are currently offering NBA basketball tickets for the game between the Los Angeles Clippers vs. The Phoenix Suns on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010.
So if you're in the LA area and are interested in checking out The Staples Center to catch Amare Stoudemire, Steve Nash, and crew go against Kris Kaman, Baron Davis and the rest of the Clippers, shoot me an Email to show some support. Tix are available on a first come first serve basis and they only have a limited amount so I'd jump on it since $15 is not bad at all. As far as seating goes, I'm being told that they have seats in the "300 section" but I'm sure that that will exclude the midcourt view. Here's the seating chart for The Staples Center so that you'll get an idea on where the 300s are located at. Many thanks, friends. Later!
Email: Metallman555@gmail.com
So if you're in the LA area and are interested in checking out The Staples Center to catch Amare Stoudemire, Steve Nash, and crew go against Kris Kaman, Baron Davis and the rest of the Clippers, shoot me an Email to show some support. Tix are available on a first come first serve basis and they only have a limited amount so I'd jump on it since $15 is not bad at all. As far as seating goes, I'm being told that they have seats in the "300 section" but I'm sure that that will exclude the midcourt view. Here's the seating chart for The Staples Center so that you'll get an idea on where the 300s are located at. Many thanks, friends. Later!
Email: Metallman555@gmail.com
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